Well, I was late again for work today. What a wonderful feeling it is to have my mom call me at my appartment (yes, my job has my number) and tell me that work is looking for me. Three times in the last two months I've either been late or AWOL. Now, I've been employed since I was 16 and to my recolection I have...
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I want theme songs for our journal pages. You know, like I could put Bitter Sweet Symphony so that when you viewed my journal that's what you would hear. It would be a great way to hear new music and clue people in to the current mood.
There's always a song playing in my head.
There's always a song playing in my head.
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karalynn:
I remember seeing a thread about this a while back when SG made the latest updates. It was a fun idea.
I would but horriable catchy 80's pop most of the time. No one would ever visit me.
I would but horriable catchy 80's pop most of the time. No one would ever visit me.
maddonkeyaraneda:
i would play the mario theme music.
OK,
Lungs feel much better now. I should really be kind to them and quit smoking.
Tuesday I went to San Francisco with my way cool buddy Braeden. I got some wonderful Chinese oolong and rose black tea, and we walked around and had a gay old time.
heh
Truck's in the shop today and I'm busy with laundry at mom's place.
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Lungs feel much better now. I should really be kind to them and quit smoking.
Tuesday I went to San Francisco with my way cool buddy Braeden. I got some wonderful Chinese oolong and rose black tea, and we walked around and had a gay old time.
heh
Truck's in the shop today and I'm busy with laundry at mom's place.
Hmmmmm, what else...
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emilyrocks:
dude how weird is this? i can't cuddle when i'm trying to sleep. i hate being breathed on. i need my own space to sleep. maybe i'm like a guy or something. after sex i just roll over and fall asleep. hehe...
urblueygrl:
yes you would think you would stop smoking because you know better... He are you goin to the zone ball???
I have The Sickness...
OK, it's probably just a minor flu bug (so far), but it sucks anus. It hit me right after work last night. I got home logged on to check out a little porn and my nose starts leaking like a faucit.
And on the day when I've only had one cigarette? WTF? And after a week of being a good young...
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OK, it's probably just a minor flu bug (so far), but it sucks anus. It hit me right after work last night. I got home logged on to check out a little porn and my nose starts leaking like a faucit.
And on the day when I've only had one cigarette? WTF? And after a week of being a good young... Read More
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karalynn:
Dude you still suffering from the sickness or just eating up all this internet sympathy?
Take care.
Take care.
karalynn:
Well Sympathy Whore, Here ya go: 
Now it is time for your spanking.
Now it is time for your spanking.
Soooo...
Test today and I'm busy fucking off as usual.
Test today and I'm busy fucking off as usual.
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joshof13thfloor:
What up, brother?
Hope the fuckin' off didn't have to harsh an effect on your test.
Peace.
-Josh
Hope the fuckin' off didn't have to harsh an effect on your test.
Peace.
-Josh
zelda:
you beat it!
awesome!
i have been too busy to play lately
but tomorrow
its ON!
awesome!
i have been too busy to play lately
but tomorrow
its ON!
I shop at Wallmart because the women are HOT! I'm not joking. Trashy women get me all bothered.
I learned a couple of things tonight:
a) Alarm clocks are in electronics, NOT in appliances
b) There are three speeds to a check out isle: Fast, slow, and evil.
Fall has been here for a few weeks. It's my favorite time of the year, but strangely...
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I learned a couple of things tonight:
a) Alarm clocks are in electronics, NOT in appliances
b) There are three speeds to a check out isle: Fast, slow, and evil.
Fall has been here for a few weeks. It's my favorite time of the year, but strangely...
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Does it get any better than a peanutbutter and Marmite samich?
No, it does not
No, it does not
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jovanka:
You're too nice to me MJ.
My sleep schedule is fucked. It has been since I started school. Do you think it could be the coffee and cigarettes at 2am? Nah.
My poor toad. I moved the sole survivor here to my apartment to save it from neglect and I'm gonna give the poor thing cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke. I'm at half a pack a day which is...
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My poor toad. I moved the sole survivor here to my apartment to save it from neglect and I'm gonna give the poor thing cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke. I'm at half a pack a day which is...
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jovanka:
You need ta vacation.
I'm in LA a lot... are you chicken to meet me? I'm actually quite nice.
I'm in LA a lot... are you chicken to meet me? I'm actually quite nice.
sakita:
your poor toady.
just give him some self contained underwater breathing apparatus and tell him to go swim.
have you seen a movie called
spring, summer, winter, spring?
every time someone says toad
i think of that movie and get sad.
just give him some self contained underwater breathing apparatus and tell him to go swim.
have you seen a movie called
spring, summer, winter, spring?
every time someone says toad
i think of that movie and get sad.
Today went better. Tomorrow is another day.
I love being awake at 2am and having no one to talk to.
I love being awake at 2am and having no one to talk to.
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elise:
awww....thank you for such a sweet comment. you made me smile 
urblueygrl:
hey joe were home from sushi kinda early now we are gonna attempt to move furniture, if you get like really really bored with nothing else to do you could come help and save me.... for some reason husband thinks i can move a sofa and bed up a flight of stairs i dont see this going very well.... lol
I worked 16 hours at the hospital today. I started out with a team of 8 and by the evening shift I was down to 6. I took care of one 79 year old WWII and Korean War Vet. He's blind in one eye, he's missing his right leg, and he's got pressure sores among other things. It's funny in the odd sense that this...
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sexybeast:
I have three cats and I don't want to take care of anymore animals after this. A couple of years ago one of my cats got sick and that's when I realized I'm probably going to outlive my cats, which is good because I will always be here to take care of them. But I can't imagine anything ever happening to them. Basically what I'm saying is I understand the frog thing, and it's okay.
...Come to think of it we got some sea monkeys a few weeks ago and I realized we should leave them behind when we move. I am worried that they won't make... I think I sound pretty lame. But you gotta find something to care about when you can't stand humans most of the time... sorry for the rambling I do that often.
...Come to think of it we got some sea monkeys a few weeks ago and I realized we should leave them behind when we move. I am worried that they won't make... I think I sound pretty lame. But you gotta find something to care about when you can't stand humans most of the time... sorry for the rambling I do that often.
I hate throwing up 
At my age it's so God damned rookie there's no excuse except illness.
Yes, I went to the brewfest here in Sacramento yesterday. Yes, I got drunk and yes, I was yaking into the toilet of Joe's Crab Shack in Old Sac.
It snuck up on me. I only used 9 of my 15 drink tokens. It's not like I was...
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At my age it's so God damned rookie there's no excuse except illness.
Yes, I went to the brewfest here in Sacramento yesterday. Yes, I got drunk and yes, I was yaking into the toilet of Joe's Crab Shack in Old Sac.
It snuck up on me. I only used 9 of my 15 drink tokens. It's not like I was...
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karalynn:
Just popped by to check up on your journal. Hope life is treating you well.
Just popped by to check up on your journal. Hope life is treating you well.
zelda:
miss you
miss you
Accidents do happen.
I was gonna tell you guys a love story, but then I had a beer and went over to my mom's place. I did a little homework on the comp over there-they have a printer you see-then I decided to pack up a few more of my things and head back to the apartment.
On the way back to the house from...
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I was gonna tell you guys a love story, but then I had a beer and went over to my mom's place. I did a little homework on the comp over there-they have a printer you see-then I decided to pack up a few more of my things and head back to the apartment.
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distant:
just checking in on you and saying what's up hope things out west are well
hope things out west are well
karalynn:
The Dancing Banana says to have a good weekend.
The Dancing Banana says to have a good weekend.