I started school yesterday. As much as I wanted my life back, I can't say that I'm overjoyed. I dunno.
I'm pessimistic. I'm on the borderline of a deep blue funk. He's an asshole, she's an asshole, wouldn't you like to be an asshole too? Be an asshole. Drink Dr. asshole.
Some of you may remember me trying to give away umbrella's in New York... Read More
Sadley, the beard fairy came and shaved off all of my facial hair yesterday. He said it would be put to good use providing cancer patients with beard options and as fuel in the Mongolian step It's like half of my face is gone. Well, my chin disapeared and my cheeks got bigger. No one told me that growing a beard... Read More
I just got back from an Edgar Rice Burroughs convention. That's right-the guy who invented Tarzan and sooooo many other characters that you know, you just don't know he did them.
Er, actually you probably don't know them, but you might remember "The Land that Time forgot, At the Earth's Core, and The Lost Continent."
Your moms sounds like a smart lady. It's not that I would keep 'em little even if I could, I really enjoy watching them grow and being with them on the journey through their lives, but sometimes it just rips your heart out when you realize that just yesterday you were cradling them in the crook of one arm. I guess i'm just a bitch.
Another weekend spent in the mountains. I may get one more before school starts. I don't have much to say about it actually. It was very short. I will say that at 6900 feet I was winded walking up short hills. Sheesh, I aint that outa shape.
So you all missed me huh? Thought I was gonna bail on ya? No such luck peeps. As long as there are pierced, tatooed, freaky, nekkid chickadees here to look at (and I have a valid credit card). I will be here to look at 'em.
So the vacation is officially over today. In about an hour I return to my civilian job.
I did the macarena, but before you disown me remember that it was a wedding, I was the best man, and I was pretty loaded. Hey, you want people to dance at your wedding don't you?
I also did the Electric Slide, but that's just fucking cool.
Teusday I lit off on my own and went to NYC. I took... Read More
she moved... she'll be back someday... and i'm going to fly into new york when i go back home to visit my parents in philly... but i still miss her like woah...
The wedding went off without a hich. The bride was beautiful, the groom was confident, and the best man was the life of the party.
I had to do the walk of shame in front of about twenty relatives this morning though. I was still wearing my tux walking into the hotel at about 1130 this morning, and there every one is gathered outside getting... Read More
I'm in Long Island New York right now. WHat a blast.
Fort the last 6 hours or so I've been partying with a bunch of friends of t he maid of honor (I'm fucking blasted at the moment). A couple of Italian brothers Mikey, Joey, and Richie. What a great group of gys. we bee n karaokeing all night. Cool.
Saw the SG Burlesque here in Sac tonight. SGNC I gotta say you all have missed out. The girls are always beautiful but the show out here was better. The bands; Drowning Adam and Pilot to Gunner, were fucking cool and the dance numbers were also slicker. Fuck, you all should have seen Pearl do the hoola-hoop.
hehe
i told milkplus he better take good care of our joe!
i did get to make it to the burlesque this go around
we had to drive 3-4 hours down to columbia sc to see it but we went
and it was good fun
pearl + hoola hoop = woah.
freal.
plus I ♥ Reagan xinfinity!
Ha 10 years ago I was wearing BDUs and Jungle Boots to my ecology labs. Couldn't really wear shorts and they are waaaaaay better than jeans. So BDUs and tank tops then their was like a TLC or Destiny's Child video with the same outfits and they were all over the mall.
I love my BDUs. Wouldn't cut 'em off though but think about how all the new pants have the drawstring cuffs now. BDUs have always been cool dude and that means you are pratically a fashion designer.
When Araneda was out of work we were like fucking bunnies. Nothing better to do I guess.
Sending you "Get laid soon" vibes.
Wishing you a good finish to the weekend and a good week.
-Josh