monsterfreetokyo

wow, okay.

so, all i know is i've had to pee since i got home (at 6:15pm), but i came online to do something "really fast", and uh, here i am. still. at 8:36pm, all because of hot ladies.

my bladder hates you all.

aaaaaaanyway...

i do believe i am two steps short of selling my box for rent money.

the step between where i am now & whoring myself is stealing small children and selling them on the black market. ya know, incase you were curious.

fuck.

yeah, that. FUCK.

give me a job. i can sew! and bake! and walk dogs!

a boy telling me he was going to wait outside of my house to chloroform & kidnap me so he could leave me in the woods somewhere SHOULD probably send me running, but i'm a sick bitch, so i instead found it to be strangely darling.

oh, i'm such a fucking toolbox.

i'm going to catch so much shit for this...

my fucking brain hurts right now. and the teeth. they hurt, also.

the chumscrubber, so far, is a pretty awesome movie. oh, how i love slice of life flicks. especially when everyone is fucking crazy, because everyone really is, in one way or another.

you couldn't argue that if you wanted to, you know?

anyway, i need to see the end of it so i...
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sometimes, you know, i really can't understand how i've managed to resist the urge to set almost everyone i know on fire.

yeah, i said it. today, everyone can fuck all the way off.

went to the burlesque show tonight at the knitting factory. bought some SG panties (the pink ones. i mean, come on.), missed a lot of hot stuff 'cause eight foot guys always, always insist on standing directly in front of me. fuckers. so, i went ahead and got myself good and drunk on pepsi & malibu (the bartender actually bought one of 'em for me....
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...as if i don't already piss away obscene amounts of money on shit i don't technically "need"...

i died for a minute there. oops.

first and foremost, how foxy is Randi? yowza.

livejournal blew up or something. so bizarre, there's weird stuff going on everywhere and Julie was talking about armageddon as we were outside smoking cigarettes in the rain last night after closing.

i had plans to hang out with Nick & Chris tonight and go to some house party, but Chris apparently disappeared. i have work at...
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