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That's Malcolm's anthem. Obviously:

I like it when El_Scootro has to pee and tells me he's "gonna take a Wiz Khalifa". Haaaaaa. Fucking weirdo.

Anyway, I am leaving The Land of the Black and Yellow for a few weeks. Work is sending me to Columbus from Monday until November 1st. I guess that means I'm important or something. (haha yeah right!)

My grandparents and aunt were in town this past week, which ruled. They came up from Florida for my second cousin (so, my dad and aunt's cousin)'s wedding. She's a 45 year old dominatrix and she married one of her former clients...at the zoo. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried! She wore a blue crushed velvet Victorian riding outfit:

Here's my aunt before the wedding:

And here's a picture of my family outside the reception:

L to R: My pappy, my aunt, my dad, my mom, and my grandma is in the wheelchair. They are completely out of their minds and completely wonderful.

I updated my other blog, if anyone cares.

BUH BYE.