monroe

Greetings, SG-lings.

I have returned from Columbus. It was a pretty fucking great trip. I got to stay with Gigi_LaRoux in her adorable apartment with her adorable bun:



and ride around in her adorable car with my adorable manfriend

who was apparently auditioning for Bears Gone Wild:

Perhaps he was inspired by the beer and wine available for purchase in Ohio grocery stores:


Haha doooouche.


Hell City itself was pretty cool. Working the booth was a bit overwhelming for someone like me who is more of a behind the scenes kind of person, but it was great to see some of my favorite ladies, and to meet new ones as well. I was sad that I wasn't able to get tattooed, but it's probably best for my wallet.

Our first night in Columbus, we learned that convention center bar prices are kind of astronomical. The second night, we wised up and ordered soda in which we placed Old Crow that we had previously purchased. Of course, we had to make room for the whiskey, so we had to empty out some of the Diet....on the floor, obviously.

I had fun....as far as I can remember, anyway. All I know is that I woke up with rocks in my pockets....and not the kind of rocks you'd want find in your pockets, haha. Let me set this picture dump up with some mood music:

GOOD TIMES.