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monroe

I was raised on country sunshine.

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Sunday Aug 09, 2009

Aug 9, 2009
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Today was a good day. Actually, my whole weekend was pretty good.

My parents are away (again!) This time they're going on a Mediterranean cruise for their 30th wedding anniversary. They left a few days early though, so they could go to the town in Italy where my great grandfather was from:

Not sure why you'd want to leave that for Pittsburgh! Anyway, I'm watching the house/cats for my parents. It's not quite a Mediterranean vacation but it's nice to escape to a magical place with AC and cable on the big plasma screen tv. Panda_Eyes and I went out there and drank the crows toes and watched Shark Week in HD and another favorite--Sex in the Ancient World--and it ruuuuuled. Speaking of Shark Week, what's up with everyone suddenly being all obsessed with it and the abundance of Shark Week tattoos? Biters! (haha)

Today I went to the wave pool with a bearman, a man with a bleached, dreded skullet, and a big gay Spaniard.

It was crazy amounts of fun. Then I got to poke at the world's cutest baby:

She makes my cold, jaded heart melt into a little puddle!

I made a Tumblr . It's a collection of things that inspire me. Basically, if you shook my head really hard that's what would fall out of my ears. Check it out if you like.
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mutantbaby1:
LMAO biggrin check out the SG boards wink
Aug 14, 2009
drhamburger:
omg, I think yer right, they are some turds! I love my friend even more now. he usually hides va jj's n poop chutes in his drawings, he kinda needs sum help. so swwwrrrry to hear bout yer kickball blunder, I'm sure if you made tha contacts it wuda been a homer! I'm in tha philly right now to visit my sis, we're gonna hit up a major lazer block party, sooo em cited!!!! wrrrrDz
Aug 14, 2009

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