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I was raised on country sunshine.

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Tuesday Jul 10, 2007

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It is 95 degrees out but I CANNOT shower because this morning when I went to get in the shower the BIGGEST FUCKING BUG I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE was in there. It was seriously huge and disgusting. I get too scared of bugs to get close enough to kill them. So I went about my business this morning and then before I left for work I went to check and see if it was still there. And it was already gone!!! I think it crawled into my drain, because I think it's one of those silver-somethings that live in damp spaces. Ughhhhhhhhhhh!

Another famous person came into my work the other day:

YEP. It was awesome. I didn't talk to him because I tend to feel bad bothering celebrities, even as much of a an avid CWer as I am. But apparently he was very kind and less weird than you'd expect.

I've been drinking way too much lately. Ooops.

This is me and Gianardo BEFORE we went out the other night. Completely sober, that is:

(That picture pretty much sums up my life)
Here is what happens AFTER

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Pretty amazing, I know.

It's so hot I can't even think enough to write coherently, so here's some pictures from another photoshoot last month:

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Here is my latest lust:

I want the LA one. Super cute. I wish I had thought of it.

My friend DJ, who was also a graphic design major, and I have been talking about coming up with some of our own t-shirt designs to get printed. And maybe selling them. And having our very own t-shirt line. I would love that more than anything. I think fashion is my real passion. Har har. I'm so punny.

Speaking of such things, my latest pet peeve....the denim skirt and leggings combo! Seriously! Stop! It was cute for like a minute last year and then it got real old. I think I might bitch slap the next chick I see wearing it. Especially the ones with lacey bottoms. Get you some balls and rock them with some boots and/or a shirt long enough to cover your bum. That's my other thing-- girls who wear leggings with short shirts. It looks like you forgot to put on your pants! And that is the word of the fashion police.

Buhbye now.

VIEW 25 of 28 COMMENTS
steve626:
Want to go camping in August? Tent camping?
Jul 20, 2007
legman:
yes, I've read Fargo Rock City! good book. have u read anything else of Chuck Klosterman's? biggrin
Jul 20, 2007

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