And now, I will paint your silver pants blue...
Hi there.
Have you missed me in the past week? I'm sure you have! It's been pretty much the same deal....Went out last Thursday....started drinking a little after 10. Stopped around 5. There was an Englishman passed out on my bathroom floor, a lesbian on my couch, a Gia and a Scooter in my bed, beer cans evvvvverywhere (I"m STILL finding them in random places).
Here's a photograph from that night:
El_Scootro, KEMICALPHUTURE, and me. The three coolest people in the 'burgh. And that's the word.
(Notice that's it's a POLAROID, because my fucking piece of shit digital camera randomly broke! So that means pretty much no more photo updates for a looooong time
)
Would you like to hear my life plan? I've figured it out. I'm going to marry a rich gay man who's in need of a coverup. I'll be a housewife who makes art too. I can cook dinner, I can decorate, I can host parties. The only thing is that I really suck at cleaning, but I'll be rich so I'll be able to hire someone to come in and help me out with that. I'll be decked out in the finest clothes all the time. I'll have boyfriends, and of course, so will my husband. I could probably pop out a kid if necessary. As a general rule, I don't like kids, but I'm sure I'd think my own were awesome. So that's my plan! Think it will work?!
I am sleepy because I stayed up rull late (aka all goddamn night) watching the 40 Year Old Virgin for like the 907th time, (and it STILL fucking makes me laugh so hard I pee!) and drinking joooooseboxes.
Love,
Monroe
Hi there.
Have you missed me in the past week? I'm sure you have! It's been pretty much the same deal....Went out last Thursday....started drinking a little after 10. Stopped around 5. There was an Englishman passed out on my bathroom floor, a lesbian on my couch, a Gia and a Scooter in my bed, beer cans evvvvverywhere (I"m STILL finding them in random places).
Here's a photograph from that night:
El_Scootro, KEMICALPHUTURE, and me. The three coolest people in the 'burgh. And that's the word.
(Notice that's it's a POLAROID, because my fucking piece of shit digital camera randomly broke! So that means pretty much no more photo updates for a looooong time
)
Would you like to hear my life plan? I've figured it out. I'm going to marry a rich gay man who's in need of a coverup. I'll be a housewife who makes art too. I can cook dinner, I can decorate, I can host parties. The only thing is that I really suck at cleaning, but I'll be rich so I'll be able to hire someone to come in and help me out with that. I'll be decked out in the finest clothes all the time. I'll have boyfriends, and of course, so will my husband. I could probably pop out a kid if necessary. As a general rule, I don't like kids, but I'm sure I'd think my own were awesome. So that's my plan! Think it will work?!
I am sleepy because I stayed up rull late (aka all goddamn night) watching the 40 Year Old Virgin for like the 907th time, (and it STILL fucking makes me laugh so hard I pee!) and drinking joooooseboxes.
Love,
Monroe
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im too old for myspace. i think im gonna hang out at friendster or shimsham with one of the profile pics of me in a sexy pose with a preppy shirt and a cellphone from hell or pda hanging off my Docker belt like this fucko:
speaking of the gay. i bought some this hair gel:
my gf thinks its for gay guys thus implying i burgle butts. so if im gay, then you can say im a girl...which makes her a lesbian. so what im trying to say is that i miss my dad.