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I was raised on country sunshine.

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Friday Jun 02, 2006

Jun 2, 2006
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Yesterday was quite possibly one of the most fun/ridiculous days ever.

AM:
I spent the afternoon at NicoleLee's house where we had an awesome picnic with cheese platters and spinach dip and awesome homemade macaroni salad heh heh. Then we played band name Pictionary. Let's see if you can get a couple of them:

1.

2.



PM:
(this is where it starts getting ridiculous)
I went to 80s Night with el_scootro like I do every Thursday haha. We met the adorable Reed_. Drank a little too much. As we were leaving the parking lot, these douchebags walked out in front of the car and Scooter had to slam on the brakes. They started talking shit (at least this is how I THINK it went...not really sure. Ha.) So Scooter jumped out of the car and there was a brawl. And he spit in the dude's girlfriends face hahahaha. Then, I guess a cop was coming, so he was like "Take my car!!!" And I hopped into the driver's seat and drove away. Let me tell you...I really shouldn't have been driving. Stupid. And fuckin' doucheface kept moving all around so I ended up driving around Oakland like 8 times, trashed, with like 7698789 cops around, trying to find him. So finally I just went home and he walked to my apartment. CRAZY! In conclusion, Scooter owes me his firstborn child because I saved his ass from jail.

The end.

Pictures later tonight, when I get them off my camera.

Love,
Monroe

PS. I'm bored at work. Entertain me.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
jaggy:
fuckin-a, some action! yeah, but im confused between douchebag and doucheface (moving all around?? ) . yeah, last week i went to a show at the Backroom in Austin, and i walked back to the bathroom. Apparently i offended some fuck cuz i walked in front of him. so he challenged me to a dual outside. we went outside and kicked him in his balls. cheap shot, but hey! i had to go pee.

i need more mad skills to go live with graphics, im caught up trying to stay alive with bills n whatnot.
Jun 2, 2006
nicolelee:
Where in the balls are the pictures. GAR!
I know it held up with the rain and humidity.
Jun 2, 2006

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