Friday Mar 24, 2006

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Ugh. Okay. I know I say this a lot, but it's time for a serious crackdown. I need to stop drinking so much. It's not like I drink every day, but when I do drink....I fucking drink. I'm not good at having just one or two. I end up getting completely obliterated...embarassing myself...blacking out...not remembering anything. It's just not good. My liver must hate me after years of this. So starting today I'm going to make a serious effort to cut back.


Aww...seepyheadsmile I'm watching this little guy until Monday. He's so bad. He humps my blankets and goes, as my mom calls it, "bobbing for turds" in the litter box. He is damn cute though.

I haven't seen my weiner in a week! Ugh. It sucks. I'm calling off Sunday though so that we can spend Saturday night and all day Sunday together. I fucking hate calling off though. Like, I don't know whether to see if someone can switch with me or just call in "sick." And to further complicate my plan, I close tomorrow and am supposed to open on Sunday. Fuck it though. That job is so shitty anyway.


I got the shirt she's wearing. It's on sale for half off at shopbop.com. Awesome. The gold shoes she's holding are also soon to be mine because they just started carrying them at the shoe store up the road from meeeee!

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Seven Things to Do Before I Die:
1.) Stop drinking so much.
2.) Be the best little rock n roll wifey.
3.) Go to Egypt.
4.) Learn to cope.
5.) Get a job doing something graphic design or fashion related.
6.) Stop letting people walk all over me.
7.) Live, somewhere else, at least for a little while.

Seven Things I Cannot Do for the Life of Me:
1.) MATH!!!
2.) Have just one.
3.) Organize.
4.) Dance.
5.) Sing.
6.) Stop shopping.
7.) Wink with my right eye.


Seven Things That Attract Me to the Place I Live:
1.)Love.
2.)Family.
3.)Friends.
4.)The quirky blue collar character.
5.)I was born here.
6.)Um...
7.)Yeah.

Seven Things I Say Most Often:
1.) Ohh snap.
2.) Shit!
3.) Fuck!
4.) Shit, son.
5.) Sike.
6.) Hahaha
7.) Oh my God...

Seven Books I Love:
1.) American Skin.
2.) Survivor.
3.) Shampoo Planet.
4.) Please Kill Me.
5.) Spilling Open.
6.) Dangerous Angels.
7.) She's Come Undone.

Seven Movies I Could Watch Over and Over Again:
1.) Amelie.
2.) The fuckin' Hillz!
3.) Anchorman.
4.) Super Troopers.
5.) Almost Famous.
6.) Evil Dead.
7.) Blue Hawaii.



Bye.

Love,
Monroe

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velvetwench:
lol, i might come steal your kitties for a day if they keep watching me out the windows lol. no really we should hang out sometime soon! you have no idea how desperate i am for friends who arent "panera friends"
i have been here since july and i have my "panera friends" and my newly discovered SG friends. and the occasional super smart person from CMU grad school that Ben takes classes with, but they dont really count as friends i guess.
undershaker:
Thanks for not calling me a homophobe... And even though, I can take the ghey, in larger measure, when it's xx on xx, such as, say, the Kera and Alexandria Christmas morning set. So, it's a little hypocritical, but I am not just a polyglot, I am a man, and I have needs, I have desires... So, williker! I like girl-on-girl. Sue me.

(I swear I won't crib anything else from Dr. Octagon... During this post.)

So... Yes... Good luck on the reduced-drinking. Your liver will thank you, though I don't know if the turd-bobbing will seem so funny to watch, sober. Just a guess.

Not that I've ever watched a dog eat cat poo. I swear. I never have. Scout's honour. (Note: this man was never a Boy Scout.)

And have fun with TEH BOY, to whom you refer by his anatomy (perv!).

... Oh. About the dog. Is that a Pomeranian?

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