I don't think I've ever talked about buttholes more frequently than I did this past weekend. Specifically, the licking of buttholes. Seriously, it kept coming up in like every conversation!
I went to Ohio to visit one of my oldest friends, Gia, at school. Our friend Dana was supposed to come with me, but she had a last minute emergency with her dog, and she...
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I went to Ohio to visit one of my oldest friends, Gia, at school. Our friend Dana was supposed to come with me, but she had a last minute emergency with her dog, and she...
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oz_the_vamp:
Since you didn't make it to Havana to drink me under the table, I drank myself under the table (in honor of you 
)
I even managed to get myself hungover, so I guess there's a first for everything!
)
I even managed to get myself hungover, so I guess there's a first for everything!
jeans0ire:
Have you seen this--
www.librarything.com
J
www.librarything.com
J
Last night was an adventure.
The organization that I interned for, and now volunteer for (and sometimes, when they can afford it, they pay me) had this super swanky fundraiser. It was at this phenomenal mansion overlooking the city. I mean....the place was unreal. Of course, I get pretty nervous around people-- I'm definitely not a schmoozer-- so I mostly sat at the bar and...
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The organization that I interned for, and now volunteer for (and sometimes, when they can afford it, they pay me) had this super swanky fundraiser. It was at this phenomenal mansion overlooking the city. I mean....the place was unreal. Of course, I get pretty nervous around people-- I'm definitely not a schmoozer-- so I mostly sat at the bar and...
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punknitemike:
im super excited to meet ya at havana on thursday Monroe!
undershaker:
Babe... I go all out for my people, sometimes. I looked at your commencement as a signal event, deserving luxe treatment. Plus, since I've been acquainted with you, you've had two birthdays with nary an e-card, even, from me. & you let me befoul your couch with my slumber.
So, I "owed" you. (Really, though, I just like to be nice. Again, sometimes.)
(Of course, previous to this gift in triplicate, my most "lavish" parcel was a Christmas '03/New Year's giftbox to my two best friends among my Peace Corps group. It included Reese Bites (which I later discovered, to my chagrin, to taste quite nasty), albums from Oasis & Steve Miller, a copy of Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs, another book (non-fiction, on medieval Islam, I believe), & a year-end top 20 (mine), et. al. It was quite the outlay, after the cost of shipping from USPS to the vama (foreign package receiving center). But, yeah...)
Anyway, congratulations, again. & good luck & fast work in getting THAT JOB. (Any job, I'm sure... But at least one that's above "burrito roller" at Chipotle.)
So, I "owed" you. (Really, though, I just like to be nice. Again, sometimes.)
(Of course, previous to this gift in triplicate, my most "lavish" parcel was a Christmas '03/New Year's giftbox to my two best friends among my Peace Corps group. It included Reese Bites (which I later discovered, to my chagrin, to taste quite nasty), albums from Oasis & Steve Miller, a copy of Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs, another book (non-fiction, on medieval Islam, I believe), & a year-end top 20 (mine), et. al. It was quite the outlay, after the cost of shipping from USPS to the vama (foreign package receiving center). But, yeah...)
Anyway, congratulations, again. & good luck & fast work in getting THAT JOB. (Any job, I'm sure... But at least one that's above "burrito roller" at Chipotle.)
Today I was on my way to school to drop some stuff off, and on my way I found this teeny little baby bunny huddled next to an apartment building, with no mama bunny in sight. So I decided if it was still there when I was done I was going to catch it and take care of it. Sure enough, it was still there...
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kthxbi:
I remember catching a rabbit when I was younger. I put him in my closet so my mom wouldn't know. I also had a cat and the rabbit drove him bonkers so my mother eventually found out.
jaggy:
Russian Jewish ?? Ewwww. 
...not sure why im blushing.
i had a room-mate once , she owned a very horny bunny. she'd let it go in the apartment, it would find me, and hump my leg till kingdom cum. i respected that. the rabbit was gay apparently, but im ok with that. i turn the other cheek , u know what im saying when i say dozen, boyeee! ?
...not sure why im blushing.
i had a room-mate once , she owned a very horny bunny. she'd let it go in the apartment, it would find me, and hump my leg till kingdom cum. i respected that. the rabbit was gay apparently, but im ok with that. i turn the other cheek , u know what im saying when i say dozen, boyeee! ?
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gilby:
Nah, I am going to visit my friend who lived here from 2nd to 10th grade.
a_man_duh:
Wow you are soo talented.. Those are awesome! 
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undershaker:
& a heaving sigh of relief has expelled itself from my lungs. Now, when next I am paid -- I shall do a spot of shopping, without the purchase arriving late to the graduate. & at risk of offense, do you look good in black? You do look good, however you may be attired, of course, but is black more or less amenable to you, than another colour?
All this, just so I don't whiff.
Congratulations, again, on your show this Friday. But I said that elsewhere on the tubes, on Myspace.
All this, just so I don't whiff.
Congratulations, again, on your show this Friday. But I said that elsewhere on the tubes, on Myspace.
oz_the_vamp:
Wish I could have made it out for your show. Sounds like it went well though, so congrats! I was just too exhausted from the SGOhio event the night before, which you totally need to come out for next month.
All that happened this weekend was that I got fucked over and blown off. Which means it was a pretty AWESOME weekend!
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I did however get a killer pair of red boots for $10, so I guess that's good.
Off to punch a wall.
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I did however get a killer pair of red boots for $10, so I guess that's good.
Off to punch a wall.
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chachidarin:
So have you tried a Sparkleberry yet? If you haven't, then why the heck not? 
applejax:
Meeep! Red boots!
Have you ever seen Kinky Boots?
Have you ever seen Kinky Boots?
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handsolo:
is this tha illiist nigga in Nebraska?!
psychothefear:
You got just a lil bit cooler by taking a picture with Bun B, the trillest muthafucka.
What y'all watchin hoes???
It's going to be 79 motherfucking degrees today. Pissin me off and shit. Siiiiiike! This is glorious!
Except that I am fucking sick. At the worst possible time ever because the weather is nice and beause I have so much school shit to do.
I leave you with this:
lollerskates!
It's going to be 79 motherfucking degrees today. Pissin me off and shit. Siiiiiike! This is glorious!
Except that I am fucking sick. At the worst possible time ever because the weather is nice and beause I have so much school shit to do.
I leave you with this:
lollerskates!
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nonfcomm:
The weather has been great this week! I hope you got better and got your school shit done. You should have at least done some of the school shit outdoors. That seems to make it more tolerable (at least for me).
brooklyn:
I bet if the person walking down the sidewalk was hugely fat you'd notice. wink.
I feel so fucking incompetent sometimes. I don't know what my deal is but something up there has just not been connecting.
My new computer is not working! I think there might be something wrong with the power cord. So I have to take it down to the Apple store tomorrow to get it checked out. Boo.
You know how Andy Warhol had the silver...
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My new computer is not working! I think there might be something wrong with the power cord. So I have to take it down to the Apple store tomorrow to get it checked out. Boo.
You know how Andy Warhol had the silver...
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undershaker:
Maybe Rikki Rocket was trust examining other artists's use of texture in their work... From what I understand, he customizes hotel toilet seat-backs with his original paintings.
True story.
True story.
doctashock:
Semester's almost over right?
Updatin' taaahm.
I have so much fucking shit to do to graduate within ONE MONTH it's unreal. I honestly don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it, but I'm trying my hardest.
I was kind of sick, and then had the genius idea to smoke some cigarettes one night, and now I seem to have lost my voice and sound like a 12...
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I have so much fucking shit to do to graduate within ONE MONTH it's unreal. I honestly don't know if I'm gonna be able to do it, but I'm trying my hardest.
I was kind of sick, and then had the genius idea to smoke some cigarettes one night, and now I seem to have lost my voice and sound like a 12...
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arielle:
haha thanks!
I was actually afraid that I couldn't pull it off! But it doesn't seem to be that bad, luckily
have a good night xo
I was actually afraid that I couldn't pull it off! But it doesn't seem to be that bad, luckily
have a good night xo
strtfacedgrin:
We are definitely women of taste. Love of Pittsburgh, Sparks and egg salad clearly shows that. 
Hope that school (and life in general) is treating you well.
Hope that school (and life in general) is treating you well. I like this woman:
And song.
I like unbrainwashing boyfriends, especially when they're nice to me.
I like basil hummus from Whole Foods.
(seriously, I can't stop eatng it!!!!!)
I like snow.
I like kittens.
I like drinking Sparks and being silly.
(except when it makes my tummy hurt)
I like going on vacation.
I like the Golden Palace Chinese Buffet.
I like $5 movie...
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And song.
I like unbrainwashing boyfriends, especially when they're nice to me.
I like basil hummus from Whole Foods.
(seriously, I can't stop eatng it!!!!!)
I like snow.
I like kittens.
I like drinking Sparks and being silly.
(except when it makes my tummy hurt)
I like going on vacation.
I like the Golden Palace Chinese Buffet.
I like $5 movie...
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undershaker:
"Tepid" does not equal "not liking". I didn't mind the kittens that were around a coupla different aunts's houses, when I was in my teens & would be at their homes for holiday dinners. Just, if given the choice, dog or cat, I choose the canine. But cats are ok...
pure:
HA i love lamp haha 
I like that lady too! Nice
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I like that lady too! Nice
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And I hope your grandma gets better soon