monkeytail

I know, I know it is about time I updated, but what can I say it took me a while to get somthing interesting to acutally put up here.

I guess I will begin with Christmas, I got a lot of cool things but the two that take the cake would have to what my uncle got me. I love the DVD burner and green screen. I have used the burner alot and am looking forward to see what I can do with the green screen.

Well I had a great time on New Years, I must say it was funny to watch Melly shock herself repeatly with the game I got. Man she just wouldn't stop.. I got pretty drunk and decided to slide down an ice hill, almost racking my nuts a bench and nailing my head on a lamp post.

Oh and I need to mention that I was almost seriuosly injured at work the other day. I was trying to get a pallet of dog food down off the ramp, and you need to keep in mind that one of these weigh close to a ton(really), when it became stuck. I try pulling the pallet jack as hard as I could, but no luck so I went and got help. I asked the girl who normally halpes me, asking if she could give it a little push while I pull. Even with both of us I still was pulling really hard, when unknown to me the pallet sprung loose from where it was stuck. As I was still pulling really hard, I lost my balance and hit the ground really hard. As I layed on the concrete I looked up to see that the pallet was coming down at me. I calmly start to say stop thinking that the girl maybe able to stop it, well I was wrong. The pallet began to move directly towards my groin about ready to roll straight over me, when finally it came to a hault just a few inches away from my crotch. Well the strange thing is all I could when I saw the pallet come towards me was laugh. I have to say I am still glad I got my boys, yep all three of them.

Well I gotta go and remember always take good care of you privates, cause you never know when a pallet of dog food may take them away from you.