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monkeytail

A place where the necks are red and the teeth are few.

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Sunday Sep 12, 2004

Sep 12, 2004
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Uh man, today has been an interesting day. I woke up late cause I was have just been really tired lately and I decided to go to this nice little fifty diner and get some chili. (By the way if you are looking for good burgers and chili you have to go to this place.) When I walked outside to my car, I notice my sister had taken yellow paint and wrote on my window. Let's just say I got a little pissed, getting the paint off took some time and my window now has a bunch of smears on it. Well her car was in the driveway cause she was out with her husband (them and their kids live at my house) and I decided to get the car jack and the four cinder blocks out of the garage. I jacked the car up in the air and was beginning the process of removing her tire when they pulled up. Well she got out and some yelling began with it ending with me calling her a bitch and flicking her off. Man I can't wait till I move.

Well besides that I have spent the rest of the day getting things ready to move. I cleand out my dresser and it amaze me to see that I have alot of jeans then I orignally thought. It's quite sad really.

Finally i think I am going to perform a little surgey on myself. I want to remove my arm and replace it with some kinda cybernetic transforming cannon. Anyone else have desries like that or is it just me?
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shawnapt2:
hahah, great story. cybernetic cannon's rule!
Sep 13, 2004
minibeanie:
I would have so love to see a pic of that......get help next time and be sure to have a camera handy....... kiss
Sep 17, 2004

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