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monkeytail

A place where the necks are red and the teeth are few.

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Tuesday Aug 03, 2004

Aug 3, 2004
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Alright it looks like I won't be moving to Bowling Green after all. My cousin who I was going to move in with down there lost his apartment so I now have no place to stay, but I guess that is all right considering i haven't even regeister for school down there, so I am stuck in Louisville for alittle bit longer.

I saw something that kinda pissed me off today, I went out to eat my dad and saw some guy who was being a total ass to the waitress, he acutally cause the poor girl to cry. I think she knew him, I'm guessing boyfriend, but they asked him to leave and he wouldn't, finally after 10 minutes he left only to show up 5 minutes later to try and talk to her. I swear I hate guys like that, it pissed me off and I wanted to get up and just punch that guy. I've seen scene like this too many times with friends and family and I just get madder and madder about it.

So after that I decided to go on something off the wall. I've constanly wonder what it would be like to take over the world and I've finally come up with a brilliant plan. I think I am going to build a bunch of monkey robots equipped with rocket launchers and lasers having them invade countries while I sit back and dressed in a general outfit somking a big cigar. MUWHAHAHA!!!! Fear my monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
minibeanie:
but I like monkeys....I cant fear them....so I will just have to be your #2 so I can keep a monkey for myself..... ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa kiss
Aug 3, 2004
melly:
Hey there muscley arm... why the long face? I got a nice tip for you here in my pocket, but I can't get it.. my arthritis. Why don't you reach in there and see if you can fish it out for yourself?... skull
Aug 13, 2004

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