monkeytail

I am the the Keeper of the Keys!!!!!!! Muwhahahaha!!!!

Sorry couldn't figure out how to start today's entry so for some reason unknown to me this popped in my mind. Anyways, I got my red contacts today and I must say they are awesome. I had to wear them for awhile so I went to Wal Mart and Kroegers with them in, and I loved the looks I received, it made me want to foam at the mouth and start speaking in tongues. I decided to wear them on Saturday to work so I am able to help customers more efficently. "Which cat food is better?" Eyes wide, "This one for it is made from the hides of humans and the brains of shellfish. Muwhahahaha!!"

I went and saw the Olsen twin movie with Maddy, Pyrate, Melly, and Vashu, and I must say from the moment of sickness at the beginning to the eyes full of tears at the end, I wanted to rip my eyes out. I felt so dirty after seeing it that I had to go home and watch the Last Samurai to counter act the horror. I mean all the little kids there in the theater, I felt the cops should have been outside waiting for us to take us away. I mean there was no way and hell that they could go from having a shitty day where nothing went right to getting excepted to Oxford and starting a band, and they kept on teasing us with sexual reference, I mean they had one of them naked twice, TWICE! I mean come on the are asking us to be petifiles.

Well until the monkeys grow wings and carry out the bidding of a green hag I will continue on with this foul existence we call life.