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monkeytail

A place where the necks are red and the teeth are few.

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Thursday Apr 29, 2004

Apr 29, 2004
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Well today has been a very productive day for me. I went to day to get fitted for the contacts that make your eyes red, and they seem to be a bit uncomfortable, but I'll live with it inorder to pull off the look I need. I mean they are pretty big and I have kinda small eyes so putting them in is kinda hard, but I think I freaked out the eye people. I was going around with them in opening my eyes as wide as I could then and had a weird smile on my face. I was really seeing if I could pull off the look I needed for a costume, I mean they are lucky I didn't start speaking like the guy saying I would kill them and stuff because the idea crossed my mind , but I decided against it. I also wanted to get up and dance around in a circle but alas I chicken out.

Other then that today has been pretty boring, or yeah I also almost hit a float for the Derby Parade today also. I driving to get my check and I have to go past the road they use for the parade and I sometimes I don't pay attention when I drive, and as I was going I notice an attactive woman on the side and as thoughts went though my head of what I would like to do to her I turned my attention back to the road infront of me to see a horse's ass right in front of me. I quickly slammed on the brake and came to a quick halt, I am kinda glad that I didn't hit cause I would hate to explain to people that I hit a horse's ass.

Well that is it for my day, really quite boring, but hey that's life at times.
pyrate:
You and your beedy little eyes, always messing with the derby festivities. ARRR!!!
Apr 30, 2004
maddy:
heheh i can so see you running through a derby float
May 3, 2004

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