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What’s your name?

Apr 5, 2022
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Remember when you were a kid and it was easy to make friends? Just asking ‘what’s your name’ and even if there was ensuing silence for what seemed like hours, a shared activity could lead to a lifelong friendship.

I’ve found as I’ve got older that quite a lot of people are cunts and that I don’t really want to hang out with them (it’s probably me not them!) I just want to know people that aren’t going to lie, cheat and generally be irrational. Is that too much to ask? Probably.

Yours broken heartedly

Monkeytable

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