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Excuse me.. I think I love you!

Mar 25, 2022
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Have you ever stared at someone across the room and felt an instant connection, before being ejected from the bar for being a leering sleazy perv? I haven’t but I have heard of people as Hotel Transylvania call it ‘zinging’ or love at first sight.

Is this nothing more than primal lust or an innate urge to copulate with a willing partner with suitable DNA to ensure the best chance of our species survival or just that people get horny and shit and wanna hump cus they like boobs and stuff.

Anyway the moral of the story is pigeons can’t whistle and I love boobs


toodlepip

Monkeytable

shalil:
That's a good moral 😂
Mar 26, 2022

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