Can you guess the lie from each of these series of 3 ‘facts’ about me?
1) I own almost 5 pairs of jeans
2) Whilst in space I became infected by an alien parasite that burst through my chest killing me instantly
3) I often walk to the shops
can you guess which one was the lie? next set:
1) whilst living in the Goondocks me and my friends found a lost pirate ship full of treasure that belonged to one eyed Willie.
2) I often eat an early meal I call ‘breakfast’
3) in the evenings I lay down and close my eyes and don’t open them for 8 hours.
Next ‘facts’
1) I can speak almost one languages
2) I can grow hair from my face!
3) I was chased through my dreams by a sinister fiend called Freddy Krueger when I lived on Elm Street, it was a nightmare!
last set
1) I once tripped over and fell to the ground
2) my ‘father’ once cut my hand off with a lightsaber leading me to fall from a cloud city and question my own being.
3) I saw 3 dogs yesterday.
Well that’s the end of the quiz, put your answers in the comments, winner gets a poem written by me on a subject of their choosing. More poems can be found in various blog posts, they have been called ‘a collection of random words strung together by an imbecile’ so enjoy!
Toodlepip
