Can you guess the lie from each of these series of 3 ‘facts’ about me?

1) I own almost 5 pairs of jeans

2) Whilst in space I became infected by an alien parasite that burst through my chest killing me instantly

3) I often walk to the shops

can you guess which one was the lie? next set:

1) whilst living in the Goondocks me and my friends found a lost pirate ship full of treasure that belonged to one eyed Willie.

2) I often eat an early meal I call ‘breakfast’

3) in the evenings I lay down and close my eyes and don’t open them for 8 hours.

Next ‘facts’

1) I can speak almost one languages

2) I can grow hair from my face!

3) I was chased through my dreams by a sinister fiend called Freddy Krueger when I lived on Elm Street, it was a nightmare!

last set

1) I once tripped over and fell to the ground

2) my ‘father’ once cut my hand off with a lightsaber leading me to fall from a cloud city and question my own being.

3) I saw 3 dogs yesterday.

Well that’s the end of the quiz, put your answers in the comments, winner gets a poem written by me on a subject of their choosing. More poems can be found in various blog posts, they have been called ‘a collection of random words strung together by an imbecile’ so enjoy!

Toodlepip