Here are some interesting facts about me and my life, I hope you enjoy! Feel free to ask questions in the comments
1) my favourite smells are wood preserve, the tears of a clown and pirates
2) I don’t eat food but absorb energy by touching overhead power cables.
3) I was once found smouldering in a ditch after touching overhead power cables.
4) I can retract my testicles so far into my body it looks like I have 3 Adam’s apples
5) My pants were once so tight I passed out at a ‘please don’t pass out’ rally.
6) I write poetry which has been described as ‘the words make my eyes bleed’ by critics (examples can be read in my other blog posts)
7) I have a cat named Radnor the soul shitter.
8) I was once kidnapped by squirrels.
9) my favourite book is really good
10) I was once shot into orbit after I accidentally overwound my homemade medieval siege machine.
That’s the end of my list I may disclose more information about myself another day once the police have stopped sniffing around
Goodbye to you