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The strange tale of Captain Roy Finchley

Jul 18, 2020
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Captain Roy was a man of few words, his tongue had been eaten by a flock of birds.

Every night he writhed in bed, a lizard man had shaved his head.

He ate only fish he caught with a hook, his penis got crushed by a heavy book.

His friends despised his withered hand, he couldn’t keep time in their covers band

Captain Roy was a fan of the arts, he was paralysed on safari by a poisonous dart.

A captains life is led at sea, a bowling accident had blown his knee

The answer to questions was always ‘perhaps’, his butt had fallen out in a strange prolapse.

Then one morning he didn’t awake, his airways blocked by a small sponge cake.

monkeytable:
This poem is about my good friend Captain Roy who tragically died in a baked goods related accident and suffered many mishaps that rhymed easily.
Jul 29, 2020

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