me: "I'm going to Grumpy's."
roommate: "You don't have a ride."
me: "I'll walk."
roommate: "You don't have any money."
me: "Doesn't matter, someone will buy me drinks."
roommate: "You don't have any cigarettes."
me: "Doesn't matter, someone will give them to me."
Then I laughed drunkenly and ran out the door. Fifteen minutes later my roommates catch up to me and we make it...
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