monkeypox

stand clear, super geek alert coming thru

so i just got "dumped" again last night. and today im thinking its a good day to drink. ive sorta made a practice of not going out cuz well, it saves money and avoids temptation. and more importantly - it saves money. thats what world of warcraft is for. the keeping occupied and saving money. have i mentioned that im broke and need to save money? well its true.

well who knows, maybe thats why i get dumped all the time. i am the brokest boy in the world.

so anyway today i decided i needed some retail therapy. so i bought myself an nice 30GB ipod. my goodness do they sound like crap. super compressed audio-files. convenient yes. sound good no! whatever, while im skating down the street its fine. not the safest scenario i admit, but whatever, neither is jumping out of an airplane while hight on crack. and who in there right mind is gonna pass that up if given the chance? well that person is a fool.

so anyways i get this ipod and do you know what im most excited about listening to? buddy fucking holly thats who! is buddy holly skate rock? well now he is. brilliant i tell you. im serious, try it! nothing cooler.

so i go "out" and just as i suspect, drunk girls who are trying to hit on you, are still annoying! im sure the same is even more true for drunk guys. now yours truly is in absolutely no danger of becoming straight edge, so ill continue to deal. but its still comedy.

first drunk girl: "so, i see your sitten here tapping your foot. im tapping my foot too, so i figured i could come and talk to you"

ok ill admit it doesn't sound so bad so far, but it you had to actually live thru her leaning on you and repeating herself, you would want to feed her, her own eyeballs just as i eventually did (want to). ill admit it was encouraging hearing her tell me about how she though i was really hot. but when she started following that up with "my boyfriend is out of town" over and over, sorry but that is just not attractive.

so eventually a group of about five, very out of place, soccer moms descended upon me. im drunk and im glad they are intimidating the "first drunk girl" and i think this is hilarious. but then they decide they are gonna "set me up with a nice girl who isn't skanky" and im "lucky for having run into them" truth be told - i havnt moved from my spot in over an hour. and in retrospect i guess i should be thankful for any attention at all.

but what ever, hindsight is 20/20 and im not moving cuz my friend is the bartender and this spot keeps the drinks coming. and watching the "30 something married woman from kentucky" run around the room interviewing "potential hotties" was inspiring. ill admit she could walk right up to anyone and strike up a conversation. not that i can imagine those conversations were very riveting. im sure they were about as entertaining for the first few moments as were the ones i was enduring.

after a while i had to abandon my post, and seek dignity in the anonymity of the dance floor. luckily last call came soon and the place cleared and finally i got to hang with some people i actually knew. and by this time i was even drunker!

so now im home at about 5am and im eating some tatter tots with ketchup and balsamic vinegar, while listening to afore mentioned ipod - only this time im listening to some Eazy-E.

question: why is it that when ever you get dumped, your libido tends to kick into overdrive? is it just me, or is that really how it works?