monkeypoo

Just last week I thought I would probably never have to experience the agony of blue balls again. Well, I was wrong. Circumstance brings me to last night with a girl in my bed equally as beautiful as my Shawna (who facilitated her being there so it's not cheating,) who two years ago, would not even really make eye contact with me because she didn't like me. Now we're pretty good friends. It's unknown whether it was on purpose or not, but next to me in bed she's turning me on quite successfully. It's mating season, and I've been celibate because Shawna is far away.
Fortunately the pain was very minor, and mostly unnoticable.
I wonder why it is that I get punished for refraining from something that perhaps I shouldn't be doing in the first place. Oh well... maybe I won't make that mistake next time.