Holy shit last night was crazy. As me and my friends were driving to his girlfriends house to help her move, we see sparks fly from the bottom of a truck. No big deal it was kind of cool to watch. Well with in a few milliseconds my and my friend sees a pitch fork flying at us. He and I stick our hands and arms back in he car and we just hear glass breaking. We pull over and the pitch fork has busted my headlight. Now you would not think that that would be no big deal because I drive a piece of shit (89 Chevy cavalier but I have xm oooo yea) but this is not the case. They are $350 a pike.
Ok, so the day is bad but wait it gets worse. As we are sitting at chevron bull shitting and talking about what happened I am still pissed off. So what do you do when youre pissed off at your piece of shit car (and mind you I would never do this to a decent car but come on it is a piece of shit) you beat the hell out of the damn thing. As we are beating the hell out of my car we see two cop cars come flying up. I thought that it was because I was beating up on my friend Allison (dont get the wrong idea we were fucking around) they start to question me about my car. whos car is this the cop asked "mine I replied" why are you beating up your car the cop asked "because I dont like the fucking thing" then I totally changed the subject "I got hit by a pitch fork to day." the cop did not believe me until I showed him the damage. his jaw dropped and nothing happened to me (ha that makes me 9:0 been questioned by the cops in my car and nothing happened) then there was this guy (one of my friends boyfriends friends) an he was trying to fuck with me (we think that they are the ones that called the cops on us) he starts to come over and talk to me. Well he was really starting to make me nerves. Well then his tempo changes and he says "what is that smell are you wearing old spice deodorant well I think that his intention was to make me feel uncomfortable. well little does he know that I am not your average 20 year old homophobe, I put my arm around him and said "sure is do you like it" you should have seen the look on his face it was like holy shit that back fired. It was great and so fucking funny. He turned around and walked the other way. well that was all that happened to me to me last night now all that I am doing is sitting at work (for the past 14 hours and there are 3 more to go.
Thx for reading my story
Jeff
Ok, so the day is bad but wait it gets worse. As we are sitting at chevron bull shitting and talking about what happened I am still pissed off. So what do you do when youre pissed off at your piece of shit car (and mind you I would never do this to a decent car but come on it is a piece of shit) you beat the hell out of the damn thing. As we are beating the hell out of my car we see two cop cars come flying up. I thought that it was because I was beating up on my friend Allison (dont get the wrong idea we were fucking around) they start to question me about my car. whos car is this the cop asked "mine I replied" why are you beating up your car the cop asked "because I dont like the fucking thing" then I totally changed the subject "I got hit by a pitch fork to day." the cop did not believe me until I showed him the damage. his jaw dropped and nothing happened to me (ha that makes me 9:0 been questioned by the cops in my car and nothing happened) then there was this guy (one of my friends boyfriends friends) an he was trying to fuck with me (we think that they are the ones that called the cops on us) he starts to come over and talk to me. Well he was really starting to make me nerves. Well then his tempo changes and he says "what is that smell are you wearing old spice deodorant well I think that his intention was to make me feel uncomfortable. well little does he know that I am not your average 20 year old homophobe, I put my arm around him and said "sure is do you like it" you should have seen the look on his face it was like holy shit that back fired. It was great and so fucking funny. He turned around and walked the other way. well that was all that happened to me to me last night now all that I am doing is sitting at work (for the past 14 hours and there are 3 more to go.
Thx for reading my story
Jeff