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Thursday Sep 15, 2005

Sep 15, 2005
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update is at the bottom, underneath rodan.

man am i spaced out. 1.5 vicodins kick ass. plus sapporo. but why the night before i leave for a trip? plus i'm feeling guilty for not going to the gym yesterday and today. argh. at least i'm mellow right now.

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i've decided on something fun and wacky...something i'm sure no one on this site has attempted thus far, nor will they ever attempt again.

i'm not going to update this journal until my account goes grey again on 14 december. i'll just keep adding shit and adding shit and stuff and shit. you all can comment. let's see if we can hit 300 before october, folks!

COME ON!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

biggrin skull skull skull tongue tongue ooo aaa smile wink blush kiss kiss kiss kiss


* that would be a stone groove, man. the accused is very dated. i'm fuzzy from last night. friday. today we go to temecula.

* man am i spaced out.

frogs and birds and mistleoe
and pissing our names in the snow
it's hard to make the garden grow
when clouds get in the way.



my frog is named mr. magee
he likes to watch me when i pee
he snorts a line of fire ants
and spurts out lots of jizz.

(sung to the tune of both sides now! biggrin )




Now they're about four and a half or five weeks old. The girl is Jelly (short for Bonanza Jellybean (hi, Katy)) and the boy is Frankie (short for Frankenstein Face, which was not my choice for his name). They're still into the bottle-feeding (which means I get to wake up and make them a bottle before I scamper off to a shower and work) but they recently started enjoying both wet and dry regular cat food.





i'm now officially a wine snob. and i love cream sherry. temecula has wonderful wineries and i joined a wine club. plus i wore a tuxedo. limited pictures to follow.

congrats to noir on her set finally going up. she's a hottie. blush love love

whatever

i had the best
and most realistic dream
i've had in awhile
first i took e- very nice

then i met a girl
at a gas station-
fucking cute-
she grabbed me
and kissed me
all soft tongue
and she was
making moaning sounds
she was all over me
her essence in the air
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pmonkeyesquire:
In my old life I'd have blender parties w/ my 4 bar buddies. each had to bring over two really cheap fifths of booze (five o clock or mohawk) and mixers and candy. then one by one go in teh kitchen and mix it. we'd get rum and scotch with oj, coke, skittles and gummy bears. And then we'd drink it!!!!! puke
Sep 20, 2005
geckogirl:
ooh i like this newest name. feels good on. wink
Sep 21, 2005

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