monkeybuttt

22.

one of the following is true. guess which one! win a prize!

a. i have decided to start smoking crack.

b. i just cut off all my hair and put it in a paper bag.

c. i can play stairway to heaven on my geetar without fucking up twice.

d. i'm making all this shit up because i'm bored and waiting for a friend to come over so we can go to a hipster party and get stupidly drunk.