monkeybutt

so i realize the reason why i feel about as useful as a box of dead rats in a tampon factory. i am on a bit of a diet to lose some fur around my middle and i haven't EATEN yet! how could i forget to do that? so i'm breaking open some tuna fish and some wisecrackers and am having a veritable feast right...
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it's june 1. it feels like mercury's in retrograde, but i don't think it is. cellular phones suck. they were invented to confuse us. customer service is the opposite of same. credit reports are the illuminati's way to keep us down. but i got the laundry done today, so hey! one thing down. several to go. still no job, but i'm not really looking for...
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