monkeybutt

joy of joys, i get to go to ikea today! and the world shook...

you are in the bed and the door starts to push forward toward you and then bursts in and you try to hide under the sheets but it does not matter he is in the room and he is coming toward you and he knows you are there and you go to your island you go to your field you go to your cloud but...
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i think luxe is absolutely stunning.

i am eating rice and green beans.

i'm going to go throw a baseball around with my friend.

i'm wearing a hat.

i'm listening to gn'r lies.

my cats are asleep.

the floaties are in the pool.

my stomach is taut.

my legs are sore in a good way.

other various things.

no one reads these but me. that's good. except maybe you. i like phones. they're a great invention. not as good as cheese though. raped by a goat.

hurray. ain't no fascists keepin me down. my 13 year old ford passed the smog test today.

while walking the turtle, a bee flew in front of me and dropped pollen into the breeze, where it flew away like soap bubbles. being alive is the best trip around.

several tarantula hawks and an alameda striped racer while hiking today. i wish i'd had my camera. research tells that taratula hawks aren't aggressive, but those fuckers sure were flying at me mighty close. i wouldn't want to get stung- it's the most painful of any insect in north america.

shadows. high clouds. harsh morning. lots of oatmeal. vinegaroons in the desert. no time for sleep. x marks the spot. feeling like this. trouble on the way. a banana for lunch. orgasms on order. freeway love. jack shouts at me. i smile anyway.

a bit bedraggled. couldn't clean the turtle tank because my naybor (sic) was getting his carpet shampooed and hogging the hose. so i morphed into a toad and hopped around for a bit. "this is cool" i thought as i hopped. but then i wanted to change back so i did.

i need some mushrooms.

i loaded 40 pounds of books in my backpack today and hiked in the blistering heat. i sweated out half a cup of negativity. then i ate some jasmine rice and am going to make some carrot/apple/celery juice. and you all give a shit, don't you?