monkeybutt

mmmmm....peanuts....

now where's the beer?

This is the font I wish to write in. I have 47 eyes. The Joy Luck Club filled with me joy. Now I feel lucky. I have 12 arms, the better to eat snacks with and to steal toilet paper. My cat thinks I am strange. Perhaps it will rain later.

dream 1.2.03

I am in a house like pahrump and sweetzer combined, with several cats. fox, bear, jack, jewels and a white cat I don't recognize. this cat is pregnant and has large, long teats. jack is trying to drink milk from the cat but the white cat is upset by this. jack tries to intimidate the cat by walking slowly around it with his...
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egg snack. partial demonization. incurring wrath. monkified. monkeyfied. monkeyfried. green eggs and flim flam. pokey pete comin to town. my beer! don't spill my beer! where's the vial? ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhit!

i wish i had more friends...

i'm down with ad rock and mike d, but my cat ain't. he's too happy about this, but what can you do?

sunshine lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is what i feel when we're together

a call to arms: did you lubricate your salad bowl today? olive oil works best.

ok, now i'm taking history of asian literature online to fulfill an upper division elective. so for the next 24 hours i will be speed reading "the joy luck club". anyone have comments on this book?

partly cloudy with a chance of showers. clouds should burn off by afternoon.

i hate at&t