monkeybutt

dragon.

july 8, 2005.

i'm going to be a golden fire person and
delete you all from my friend list
it's so in vogue
these days

if you wish to remain
either comment in here by the
end of the week
or email me the password


Ron Wood on the Rolling Stones' most "Spinal Tap" moment: "We were doing drugs in the dressing room [at a concert in the early '80s]. Suddenly the tour manager stuck his head around the door and said, 'The police are here!' We all panicked and threw our drugs in the toilet. Then Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland walked in."



i don't know about you, but i'm rooting for the werewolves. all they want to do is drink blood and fuck. they're total hedonists. i'm rooting for the fucking werewolves.




Grey mist drifts upon the water
The mirrored surface moves
Awakened of this presence
Dispelling legends proof

A beastly head of onyx
With eyes set coals of fire
It's leathered hide
Glides glistening
Ascends the heathered briar

This legend lives through centuries
Evoking history's memories
Prevailing in eternities on and on and on

Lochness confess your terror of the deep
Lochness distress malingers what you keep
Lochness protects monstrosity
Lochness confess to me

Somehow it heeds the piper
From battlements that call
From side to side it ponders
Impassioned in the skirl

This highland lair of mystery
Retains a lost world's empathy
Resiliant to discovery on and on and on

This legend lives through centuries
Evoking history's memories
Prevailing in eternity
Your secret lies safe with me

This creature's peril from decease
Implores to mankind for release
A legacy to rest in peace and on and on and on

- Judas Priest, "Loch Ness"



shit, i forgot. the werewolves are already in power. they just like to pretend they don't like to fuck.