monkeybutt

i've tracked mud all over. i'm having shin hot flashes. shin menopause. my grandfather wants to be an alligator in some imaginary world. boss ain't around so don't cry. fuck all this. some idiotic russian almost ran over a possum in the rain last night. same idiotic russian tried to swerve into my lane while the two lanes merged. i have nothing against russians in general. this particular person just happened to be russian and was idiotic. don't infer fucking anything or i'll bite your head. i'm hot and bitter. it's raining again, gently. i finally have speakers in my office computer. whatever whatever whatever. it's the word for the day. class was fun last night. there's a very cute girl named sarah in there who looks like jessica biel. i ate nothing but granola and blueberries. tonight i'm doing laundry by myself. in the dark. with no thoughts. nothing much else to say, except i'm in a fun place. i got my state tax return. the federal should come soon. kudos to all of ya'll who read this whole thing. i'll give you a compliment. anything you want. i dislike when i comment in people's journals and they don't comment back. i don't mean any of my friends. i mean folks who aren't on the list. watch out for the bats. i need some water. i like rooibos tea. i need a manicure. my nails are strong. the animal cards told me to play apathetic today. have you made it this far? nobody likes to read. not anymore. i'm full of deep thoughts. there's water at the bottom of the ocean. i didn't say that. some cool guy in a big white coat did. we may or may not discuss this at a later time.

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