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Wednesday Feb 23, 2005

Feb 23, 2005
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as most if not all of you know, i have been having a rather torrid sexual affair with one of the women in my office. well, this morning, things got rather strange.

i arrived here and the door was open. apparently it had been open most of the night because there was rainwater flooded into the main room. she was laying on the sofa, passed out and reeking of strong alcohol, with her skirt hiked up over her hips. she was wearing no underwear.

i quickly closed the door and the blinds. i tried to rouse her but now, as i type this, she is still passed out cold. she's breathing though, so that's good. my boss is due to get here in about an hour. i'm not sure what the fuck to do.

man, i'm tired.

***

update...ok, joke (bad, hungover joke) is over. this was called "creative writing." sorry i misled you all. i'm hungover. and an asshole.
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thelastbeliever:
ok, groovy. i can be weird too. know that.

Isn't that already common knowledge?
Feb 23, 2005
datsun:
ok, maybe you and I can develop some sort of a signal next time? you can put a bok smiley at the end of the entry or something? I am way too sensitive for this stuff!
Feb 23, 2005

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