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Friday Feb 18, 2005

Feb 18, 2005
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PEOPLE IN THIS CITY? IT'S JUST RAIN!!! YOUR FUCKING CAR STILL DRIVES THE SAME!! THE GAS AND BRAKE STILL FUNCTION NORMALLY!!! THERE ARE THESE NIFTY THINGS CALLED FUCKING WINDSHIELD WIPERS!!! THEY FUNCTION TO CLEAR THE RAIN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!! USE THEM!!! THEY'RE FUN!!!!



and where the fuck are all my comments???!?!?!?!

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ok, my comments are back. i'm done being the angry ape. the rain has made me docile. good conversations with bateman (note that i linked your name) and of course the one and only geckogirl (she who holds my heart) have put me in a good, warm place.

tonight is for zombies. it's gentle raining and i just walked outside to listen to the frogs and there are no cars around. the whole street is empty, and so is the parking lot. there are no noises other than the frogs, the rain sloping gently down from the gray mists above, and my fingers tapping these keys. i have expect some thing to lurch in the open office door. if it's a romero zombie, i would probably be ok, because i could whap it over the head with my umbrella and run outside. if it's a new, "fast" zombie, i'm fucked.
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jonnytrrrash7:
hmm i'll keep my eye peeled.............you never know what will come walking in here........didja try ebay??
Feb 18, 2005
lilje:
*laugh* you should come live here. here rain never bothers anyone, not even huge amounts of rain, not even huge amounts of snow and rain in non-blissfull cooperation..... wink

i have no idea what they did to the student. i hope he or she feels crappy. or get fired from the student-parlament... or. i don't know. i guess i don't really care. noone seemed to get hurt.
Feb 18, 2005

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