monkeybutt

do you ever completely turn yourself on? do you look down at yourself and (if you're a girl) say 'wow, look at these! i'm pretty hot! i feel like having sex with myself!' and then you do it? or if you're a guy, do you think 'man, how much bigger is this thing gonna get? any bigger and i'm going out for the pole vaulting team! good thing i've got bottle of oil based lubricant right here, because i just gotta do it to myself!'

and then ya do it? because that's what i feel like this morning. i feel like just lying in a bunch of silken sheets with, oh, i dunno, some asshole and just forgetting all my problems.

i'm not sure where i'm going with this. where's miss_lady when i need her the most?

this election was fucking rigged. there are too many random stories of fraud, manipulation and intimidation to cause me to feel that the majority of people in this country wanted bush back in. i'ma do some ree-serch, massa bush! i'ma get the skinny on yo pale ol' ass! and i'ma post it rite he-ah for the world to fuckin see, you prick!

(with apologies)

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1. http://vote2004.eriposte.com/

2. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/10/31/192155/73

3. http://www.openvotingconsortium.org/

4. http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/04votefraud.html

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ok, i'll calm down now. anybody got any lubricant?

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this company is getting to do this. . maybe we can investigate and find out who owns vaxgen, and why they are getting this huge contract for an anthrax vaccine...

more info on vaxgen.


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So, what happens when Bush invades Iran? It means we have the strongest military in the world pissed off at our country.