monkeybutt

I was kidnapped by a secret government agency and they turned my account anonymous because my views on President Bush were borderline terrorist. I managed to talk them out of throwing me in jail by giving a huge speech about how lame they've been for the past several years (arresting the wrong people and such) and they made me part of a special forces unit that stop evildoers (such as Dubya) from destroying the world.



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You now know too much. You either join my side, or I must kill you.

thanks. have a wonderful week