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Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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i had a waitress last night who had pigeon feathers in her hair. she was pretty damn cute and had really nice eyes. here in l.a... anyone know her? she seems like she'd fit in well on SG.

well, my "member of the day" has just got to be this silly person because he's probably going to be leaving the site soon and will miss all of you terribly.

in other news, i am eating fruit leathers and thinking of this weekend when i can exercise. hope yer all happy.

in just under 4 months i'll be 33. how in the hell did that happen? can any of you tell me?

i need to check out this website when i get home. i guess the rest of you can too. i have no clue what it is. nothing gross though.

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cherrybombbettie:
Who said i had all the answers? HA!
Sep 2, 2004
sunshine_junkie:
You can't leave, you're the only monkeybutt I know. Who else will I turn to for advice on getting hammered? I have no idea what fruit leathers are.
I think the reason you're turning thirty-three is because of something called the aging process, they have medication for that. Kidding, thirty-three isn't too bad. I wish you much luck with your upcoming birthday. Drink and be merry my monkey friend
Sep 2, 2004

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