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Sunday Jul 25, 2004

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roadrunner. the roadrunner- clown of the desert. about 22 inches (56cm) in length, he would rather run than fly. it lives on a menu of insects, lizards, centipedes, mice and snakes.

Paul Jones is a sad fat man with twelve arms and five armor plated tentacles. His eyes glow red in the moonlight. He eats human skin and shits out sticky, grayish goo that is used for taffy and other candy products. He is a simple creature who likes to dance at midnight and flies regularly to India on a magic carpet.

prove me wrong, kids. prove me wrong!
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miss_lady:
Thanks! smile
Jul 25, 2004
machiavel:
Ya ya skull skull skull
Jul 25, 2004

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