so i realize the reason why i feel about as useful as a box of dead rats in a tampon factory. i am on a bit of a diet to lose some fur around my middle and i haven't EATEN yet! how could i forget to do that? so i'm breaking open some tuna fish and some wisecrackers and am having a veritable feast right now, yo. i don't like being all cranky as shit. but i see now that the world is still a nice place.
monkeybutt:
this cat's obviously deranged
