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while walking the turtle, a bee flew in front of me and dropped pollen into the breeze, where it flew away like soap bubbles. being alive is the best trip around.

several tarantula hawks and an alameda striped racer while hiking today. i wish i'd had my camera. research tells that taratula hawks aren't aggressive, but those fuckers sure were flying at me mighty close. i wouldn't want to get stung- it's the most painful of any insect in north america.

shadows. high clouds. harsh morning. lots of oatmeal. vinegaroons in the desert. no time for sleep. x marks the spot. feeling like this. trouble on the way. a banana for lunch. orgasms on order. freeway love. jack shouts at me. i smile anyway.

a bit bedraggled. couldn't clean the turtle tank because my naybor (sic) was getting his carpet shampooed and hogging the hose. so i morphed into a toad and hopped around for a bit. "this is cool" i thought as i hopped. but then i wanted to change back so i did.

i need some mushrooms.

i loaded 40 pounds of books in my backpack today and hiked in the blistering heat. i sweated out half a cup of negativity. then i ate some jasmine rice and am going to make some carrot/apple/celery juice. and you all give a shit, don't you?

so i realize the reason why i feel about as useful as a box of dead rats in a tampon factory. i am on a bit of a diet to lose some fur around my middle and i haven't EATEN yet! how could i forget to do that? so i'm breaking open some tuna fish and some wisecrackers and am having a veritable feast right...
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it's june 1. it feels like mercury's in retrograde, but i don't think it is. cellular phones suck. they were invented to confuse us. customer service is the opposite of same. credit reports are the illuminati's way to keep us down. but i got the laundry done today, so hey! one thing down. several to go. still no job, but i'm not really looking for...
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