monkeybutt

egg snack. partial demonization. incurring wrath. monkified. monkeyfied. monkeyfried. green eggs and flim flam. pokey pete comin to town. my beer! don't spill my beer! where's the vial? ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhit!

i wish i had more friends...

i'm down with ad rock and mike d, but my cat ain't. he's too happy about this, but what can you do?

sunshine lollipops and rainbows everything that's wonderful is what i feel when we're together

a call to arms: did you lubricate your salad bowl today? olive oil works best.

ok, now i'm taking history of asian literature online to fulfill an upper division elective. so for the next 24 hours i will be speed reading "the joy luck club". anyone have comments on this book?

partly cloudy with a chance of showers. clouds should burn off by afternoon.

i hate at&t

joy of joys, i get to go to ikea today! and the world shook...

you are in the bed and the door starts to push forward toward you and then bursts in and you try to hide under the sheets but it does not matter he is in the room and he is coming toward you and he knows you are there and you go to your island you go to your field you go to your cloud but...
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i think luxe is absolutely stunning.

i am eating rice and green beans.

i'm going to go throw a baseball around with my friend.

i'm wearing a hat.

i'm listening to gn'r lies.

my cats are asleep.

the floaties are in the pool.

my stomach is taut.

my legs are sore in a good way.

other various things.

no one reads these but me. that's good. except maybe you. i like phones. they're a great invention. not as good as cheese though. raped by a goat.

hurray. ain't no fascists keepin me down. my 13 year old ford passed the smog test today.