monkey13

Satan's in my underpants and he's making funny noises. Well well well it's been a bang up, knock down and drag out kind of weekend. It all started with friday's lovely people karaoke. I should have sang the theme to the greatest american hero but reserved myself to drinking.

It was great to meet the lovely people from Atlanta (not alabammers.. yeah I'm we-tarded). It's funny.... you kids didn't seem very southern to me. Then again I probably didn't appear very Cuban either.

Saturday I woke up and drove to Leavenworth, where my parents live. It was a fawking beautiful day. We went fishing the next day and I smoked the trout we caught yesterday. I'd be vegitarian if it wasn't for aquatic meats. They're just so fawking tasty.

So in about 2 weeks or so I'll know if I'm leaving this great state of my birth and migrating to the east coast. If so I'll need to prep for the hot and humid weather by waxing my scrotum and practice hanging out in a sauna in patented "grunge" jeans and flannel.