Hey there kiddos!! The hotdogs and burgers are almost done and there's not a single floater in the kiddy pool. There's badmitten near the cabana and a bath tub with a salted rim as the communal margirita. Please use the lawn darts with careless abandon and rembmeber to replace your divets.

Well it's been over a week since my list drink or smoke... after a decade of drinking and heavy smoking for the past year, it feels pretty damn good. Time to start ripping this world open like a wet paper bag and dance on it's sticky bones.

-m13