monkey13

I live!!! Yep I flew out on saturday morning to Seattle and got the rockstar welcome with some brews from old (picked up at the airport in the filthiest car I've seen by two crazy looking brothers). Got pirate drunk and bowled like a midget shot-putter.

So now I'm out in Leavenworth chilling in the snow with the fam-damn-ly. I'll be back in town for new years is what I'm thinking. I'll give a hollar ahead of time. When's SG Seattle crew that's heading out to Portland leaving? That sounds like a gravy train with biscuit wheels that I can't turn down.

More updates later, I stink, feel old and am continually under assault by my brother's little one. Damn if that isn't good birth control.

Asked to do this a while ago:
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love
( ) I've Never Had Sex In Public
( ) I've Never Been Dumped
( ) I've Never Done Cocaine
( ) I've Never Shoplifted
( ) I've Never Been Fired
( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
(X) I've Never Had Group Intercourse
( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
(X) I've Never Been Tied Up
( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(X) I've Never Been Arrested
( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
( ) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
( )I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I've Never Been To Europe
( ) I've Never Skipped School
( ) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(X) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
( ) I've Never Been Married
(X) I've Never Been Divorced
( ) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(X) I've Never Posed Nude
( ) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
( ) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner
( ) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
( ) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
( ) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
(X) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I've Never Had Sex In A Car
( ) I've Never Flashed Anyone
( ) I've Never Been mugged

Here's the fire I started in my parents back yard and the Beercano (tm) (it's far right mid-picture) I created and stuffed with beer. .