"All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill the history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill at dancing." - Moliere
(Not really)
Je t'aime !
To sleep! perchance to dream:--ay, there's the rub;
fenchurch:
Thanks! I'm glad to know there are people defending my adorable status to strangers. 
flux:
me=demon
Yesterday I was hanging out with/ interviewing this really insane old man.
He said he was a visiting professor and that he had done a 25 year study on the velocity of ejaculation of semen in males based on their sexuality. Gay guys cum shoots out faster, apparently.
After he started talking about the money shot we all realized he was NOT a visiting professor....
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He said he was a visiting professor and that he had done a 25 year study on the velocity of ejaculation of semen in males based on their sexuality. Gay guys cum shoots out faster, apparently.
After he started talking about the money shot we all realized he was NOT a visiting professor....
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need2xcap2:
hope you had a goos st. pattys day...
your journals always sound interesting...
way to go on the $6
your journals always sound interesting...
way to go on the $6
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wren:
Happy Birthday!
lilianna:
happy birthday.. missed it, but happy any way.
Sometimes I feel like cracking open my skull and letting all my brilliance fly out like butterflies.
The internet called me yesterday and asked if I had died.
No. Really.
No. Really.
Rumours of my death have been greatly exagerated.
if you dont want to do a government clearance background check, don't apply for anything that is in tricare.
other than that, good luck!