moniker42

At the library
I open a big red book
and turn the pages.

Last night around dusk I felt a great disturbance in the force.

I couldn't quite put my finger on it. A friend and I had just been speaking at great length about who is the best quarterback ever, John Elway or Brett Favre, quite a heated subject, and as I got up to look up who had won superbowl XXXII, I broke a wine...
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Some women seem to delight in the suffering of men. Go eat your apple, Eve. I never wanted anything but you. You, instead, take tiny bites out of me. You disarm me. Gouge my eyes out. I am blind.

Seattle is a fine city. Yesterday I ate lunch near Pike Place Market with Jenny at a greasy spoon, the definitive greasy spoon, and miraculously, she...
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Hens have houses and foxes have dens but Sean has no place to lay his head.

Here be monsters.

Last night we went and did karaoke. I had never done it before. It was Kaity's 21st birthday. She sang 'Go ask Alice' and 'Somewhere over the rainbow'. Kaity can sing very well it turns out. I did not sing, not because I am a stiff, but because I was not nearly drunk enough. I would do karaoke, but on moral grounds i would have...
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I..should not.......be allowed.....to speak ....after I have been drinking.

I am the hooker with a heart of gold.

I am a powder keg.

I could do so much with so little if only I had someone to share it with.

No peace till true love!

I devour whole cities!

I warn you, do not underestimate my power.

Nah, better to shoot for humilty, I'm such an egotist already.

I want to build a better...
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Don't hate the media BECOME the media.

Shit ain't all fucking fun and games all the time.

Jeff Koyen kicks ass. You do not. Go to his new website or puppies will be mutilated. In fact, no promises either way. Jeff informs me that no puppies were harmed during the making of this website.

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