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I've had an apartment here in Seattle for a week and a half or so. When I got to Seattle my first thought was "I think I will keep it" and I have done so. I have not had a steady place to live for around 9 months. I have trouble believing I am the same guy who slept on rooftops and on couches for...
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y:
Why thank you.

Excellent entry, spot on, like a great big haiku. And I cannot but concur when it comes to your sock feelings.
lilianna:
i love new socks more than most things.
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At the library
I open a big red book
and turn the pages.
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lavonne:
I have not. And you are probably not a moron.
flux:


Not taking yourself too seriously should be a religion itself.



Ain't that Discordianism?


But, yes yes yes a million yeses.

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Last night around dusk I felt a great disturbance in the force.

I couldn't quite put my finger on it. A friend and I had just been speaking at great length about who is the best quarterback ever, John Elway or Brett Favre, quite a heated subject, and as I got up to look up who had won superbowl XXXII, I broke a wine...
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y:
Then we're agreed.
apostrophenow:
Hey, just curious if you knew you've got your haiku groove back.

Or did you abandon it? If so, why?
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Some women seem to delight in the suffering of men. Go eat your apple, Eve. I never wanted anything but you. You, instead, take tiny bites out of me. You disarm me. Gouge my eyes out. I am blind.

Seattle is a fine city. Yesterday I ate lunch near Pike Place Market with Jenny at a greasy spoon, the definitive greasy spoon, and miraculously, she...
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piracy:
ARRR!!!
y:
Hey! Look at that! eeek You have a face! biggrin
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Hens have houses and foxes have dens but Sean has no place to lay his head.
y:
This is good, no?
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Last night we went and did karaoke. I had never done it before. It was Kaity's 21st birthday. She sang 'Go ask Alice' and 'Somewhere over the rainbow'. Kaity can sing very well it turns out. I did not sing, not because I am a stiff, but because I was not nearly drunk enough. I would do karaoke, but on moral grounds i would have...
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lemonkid:
I'll have my people call your people.
y:
Heh - Rocky Raccoon biggrin

I love singing me a bit o Johnny Cash.

What happened to your phone?
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I..should not.......be allowed.....to speak ....after I have been drinking.
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I am the hooker with a heart of gold.

I am a powder keg.

I could do so much with so little if only I had someone to share it with.

No peace till true love!

I devour whole cities!

I warn you, do not underestimate my power.

Nah, better to shoot for humilty, I'm such an egotist already.

I want to build a better...
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lemonkid:
Sounds like someone needs to do some re-reading.

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Don't hate the media BECOME the media.
y:
We already are the media, perhaps? But THE media is the pretender to the throne, and has been for the longest time. I don't know.
lilianna:
bastard.