monika

I swear, I party every night. How crazy is that? I'm a 22 year old married lady with a broken hip who feels like a 62 year old married lady with a broken hip, but I feel the need to party every night. Oh well. If I can't do it now, I'll never get the chance...you know? I haven't had the cops called on me yet. That's a good thing, b/c they would tell my husband, and he might get mad. I don't know really.

Fuzzy handcuffs rock.

That whole saying about you don't know what you've got till it's gone...yeah, that's true. Sex was all fun and everything before my hubby left, but I would do or sell just about anything right now to get laid. Seriously. That sad part is, my husband was my first, and this little devil on my shoulder is saying bad things into my ear late at night. Make it stop! I've never had a one-night stand, or meaningless sex, or anything like that. Not that I would trade my husband for anything in the world, but ohmigod! I wanna get laid. Dammit.

I'm stealing m1sund3rst0od's questions for those of you who don't read her journal:
1) What is your favorite position?
2) When was the last time you masturbated?
3) Are you shaved?
4) What size are you? Male (penis) Female (breasts).
5) What is your favorite place to be kissed?
6) Which is better...sex or oral sex?
7) Are you loud?
8) Do you like to get your hair pulled? Or reverse...do you like to pull the hair? Or neither?
9) Craziest place you've had sex?
10) How long ago since you've had sex?

enjoy!