Well.

Last night was very...interesting. I got:
-fairly close to getting arrested....
-fairly close to dying in a huge F350 several times...
-kissed by a girl numerous times...
-hit by the same girl who kissed me
I also:
-tried to maintain a good girl status while still having fun
-went to a potentially gay club with a definite straight cop
-same cop saved me from even potentially getting arrested
But I DIDN't:
-get even fucking close to getting drunk

But I DID:
-have one of funnest nights of my life!