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So I'm wasting time that I could be painting. I decided not to get out of bed until noon and I've been dicking off ever since, hence this post. I think in this post, I will explain my feelings about the males that I encounter on a daily basis.
(clears throat) Men and Why I'd Love to Chuck Water Bottles at Most of Them
1) Yesterday, while at work, I was helping a guy find a Tool shirt in his size. Now, I am a moderately large tool fan, so we were talking about and I guess I was too nice to him because he decided to hit me with the line, "So uh what time do you get off tonight?" I responded, "Uh.......I sleep here. I'm the live in work" and he laughed and we talked about how I'm always at work. THEN he pops off with, "So I could take you far from this store you know (***in my mind I would have settled for Taco Bell in the food court***) ....6 inches at a time sweetie." (insert cheesy stance and head bobbing) Now, I know the song Maynard's Dick but I was still HIGHLY unamused. So being the complete bitch that I am said in a sarcastically sweet voice, "Oh gee golly gosh! A whole 6 inches! Well geez, i don't think I would know what to do with that much!" Then laughed so hard I nearly cried as I walked off. My boss and I stood there and watched the guy bascially die right there on the floor because I made sure that I said it loud enough for others to hear.
2) I went to the grocery store in some Pez sleeping pants and a little boys shirt. Not exactly pulled together. Anyway, I was there right before they closed and everyone was bringing their stuff to the checkout. I only had some cheezeits and a couple of nectarines and everyone else had beer or a whole cart full of stuff. I was standing there behind 2 groups of guys with beer and person with lots of stuff. The group in front had to wait a really long to have the manager come ring up the beer because the cashier wasn't 18. So I had to stand there through that. The guys behind them said I could go in front of them because I was gonna have to wait for them to get their beer approval too. So I was all excited and I thanked them. No big deal. I checked out my food and started toward my truck. The guys that had let me go infront of them were parked right next to me and had parked really close so I couldn't put my bag in the back seat on that side. I had to put it in the back so that took up a little more time. By the time I was ready to leave, the guys were getting in their car and some little punk said, " So since we let you go infront of us, can we have some of your Pez?" It's not that I was angry, I was just saddened that Pez had been reduced to a shitty line. I love PEZ!
3) The company my dad works for needs help and he asked me if I would like to work down there for a little while. Hell yeah I would. I would be making 3 more bucks an hour there than I make at my regular job. My dad was just gonna have me help out at night while he was there. When the boss said that I would be working days, I think my dad wasn't too happy about that because that would me that I would be a girl amongst men he has known for quite sometime and has heard some pretty crude shit out of. So thank you, now I don't have a better paying job because some guys have told my dad about their sexual adventures.
I don't think all men suck this bad, i just wish that I could choose which ones were allowed around me. I'm tired of the creepy old men standing really close to me and the little ghetto punks making crude comments about me. If you guys say anything crude about me, it's legit because, well half of you have seen me naked and well, this is a site with a bunch of naked girls on it, so i could understand. It tends to just make me laugh when I see it on here. But these other men are fucking with me at work or the store and it's' not like I wear little hoochie skirts and a tube top to work. I dress like a little boy and I'm only nice beacuse that's how I'm supposed to be when I'm working.I might as well work at Hooters because that's how I get treated. Maybe I will.... I wonder what their pay is.....?
So I'm wasting time that I could be painting. I decided not to get out of bed until noon and I've been dicking off ever since, hence this post. I think in this post, I will explain my feelings about the males that I encounter on a daily basis.
(clears throat) Men and Why I'd Love to Chuck Water Bottles at Most of Them
1) Yesterday, while at work, I was helping a guy find a Tool shirt in his size. Now, I am a moderately large tool fan, so we were talking about and I guess I was too nice to him because he decided to hit me with the line, "So uh what time do you get off tonight?" I responded, "Uh.......I sleep here. I'm the live in work" and he laughed and we talked about how I'm always at work. THEN he pops off with, "So I could take you far from this store you know (***in my mind I would have settled for Taco Bell in the food court***) ....6 inches at a time sweetie." (insert cheesy stance and head bobbing) Now, I know the song Maynard's Dick but I was still HIGHLY unamused. So being the complete bitch that I am said in a sarcastically sweet voice, "Oh gee golly gosh! A whole 6 inches! Well geez, i don't think I would know what to do with that much!" Then laughed so hard I nearly cried as I walked off. My boss and I stood there and watched the guy bascially die right there on the floor because I made sure that I said it loud enough for others to hear.
2) I went to the grocery store in some Pez sleeping pants and a little boys shirt. Not exactly pulled together. Anyway, I was there right before they closed and everyone was bringing their stuff to the checkout. I only had some cheezeits and a couple of nectarines and everyone else had beer or a whole cart full of stuff. I was standing there behind 2 groups of guys with beer and person with lots of stuff. The group in front had to wait a really long to have the manager come ring up the beer because the cashier wasn't 18. So I had to stand there through that. The guys behind them said I could go in front of them because I was gonna have to wait for them to get their beer approval too. So I was all excited and I thanked them. No big deal. I checked out my food and started toward my truck. The guys that had let me go infront of them were parked right next to me and had parked really close so I couldn't put my bag in the back seat on that side. I had to put it in the back so that took up a little more time. By the time I was ready to leave, the guys were getting in their car and some little punk said, " So since we let you go infront of us, can we have some of your Pez?" It's not that I was angry, I was just saddened that Pez had been reduced to a shitty line. I love PEZ!
3) The company my dad works for needs help and he asked me if I would like to work down there for a little while. Hell yeah I would. I would be making 3 more bucks an hour there than I make at my regular job. My dad was just gonna have me help out at night while he was there. When the boss said that I would be working days, I think my dad wasn't too happy about that because that would me that I would be a girl amongst men he has known for quite sometime and has heard some pretty crude shit out of. So thank you, now I don't have a better paying job because some guys have told my dad about their sexual adventures.
I don't think all men suck this bad, i just wish that I could choose which ones were allowed around me. I'm tired of the creepy old men standing really close to me and the little ghetto punks making crude comments about me. If you guys say anything crude about me, it's legit because, well half of you have seen me naked and well, this is a site with a bunch of naked girls on it, so i could understand. It tends to just make me laugh when I see it on here. But these other men are fucking with me at work or the store and it's' not like I wear little hoochie skirts and a tube top to work. I dress like a little boy and I'm only nice beacuse that's how I'm supposed to be when I'm working.I might as well work at Hooters because that's how I get treated. Maybe I will.... I wonder what their pay is.....?
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i am sorry to hear about the grocery store incident with the douche bags!
I've come to the conclusion that pretty much all men are scum, and if you can get a funny story out of it then at least it was halfway worth it!